1.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
the
things
that
matter.
Like
binge-watching
Netflix. "
【笑】

2.
"Every
time
I
try
to
get
my
life
together,
Netflix
releases
a
new
season. "
【伤感】

3.
"Life
is
too
short
to
waste
on
bad
people
and
bad
TV
shows. "
【笑】

4.
"I
wish
Netflix
had
a
'Just
play
something
I
haven't
seen'
button. "
【笑】

5.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
Netflix
account
knows
me
better
than
any
human
ever
could. "
【笑】

6.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
finishing
a
good
TV
series
is
realizing
you
haven't
started
a
new
one
yet. "
【伤感】

7.
"I
don't
always
binge-watch
TV,
but
when
I
do,
I
prefer
to
do
it
in
my
pajamas. "
【笑】

8.
"Sometimes,
the
only
thing
that
can
cure
a
bad
day
is
a
good
TV
marathon. "
【伤感】

9.
"I
can't
believe
how
much
time
I
wasted
before
I
discovered
Netflix. "
【笑】

10.
"I
don't
have
a
problem
with
Netflix
binging.
I
can
stop
anytime
I
want.
I
just
don't
want
to. "
【笑】

11.
"If
I
had
a
dollar
for
every
time
I
yelled
at
a
TV
character
for
making
a
bad
decision,
I'd
be
rich. "
【笑】

1
2.
"I
don't
always
cry
at
TV
shows,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
to
have
a
tissue
box
nearby. "
【伤感】

1
3.
"It's
not
procrastination
if
I'm
learning
something
from
Netflix
documentaries,
right?"
【笑】

1
4.
"Sometimes,
the
TV
remote
is
the
only
thing
keeping
me
from
losing
my
mind. "
【伤感】

1
5.
"Netflix:
because
there's
nothing
better
to
do
at
2am. "
【笑】

1
6.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
in
a
serious
committed
relationship
with
my
couch. "
【笑】

1
7.
"The
only
thing
better
than
a
good
TV
series
is
finding
someone
who
loves
it
as
much
as
you
do. "
【伤感】

1
8.
"Netflix
is
the
perfect
Saturday
night
date.
It
never
leaves
me,
it
doesn't
talk
back,
and
it
always
has
something
new
to
offer. "
【笑】

1
9.
"Sometimes,
I
feel
like
I'm
living
vicariously
through
the
TV
characters.
Then
I
realize
that's
probably
a
good
thing. "
【伤感】

20.
"I
don't
always
have
the
answers
to
life's
big
questions,
but
at
least
I
have
Netflix
to
distract
me
from
them. "
【笑】