1.
I
said
"I
love
poo"
instead
of
"I
love
you"
once.
【笑话】

2.
It's
a
beautiful
day
to
be
alive
and
love
someone. . .
wait,
I
mean
to
love
something!
【口误】

3.
Your
smile
is
the
key
to
my
fart. . .
sorry,
I
meant
to
say
heart!
【笑话】

4.
You
are
the
sunshine
of
my
life,
the
bacon
to
my
eggs. . .
I
mean
the
yin
to
my
yang!
【口误】

5.
I
love
the
smell
of
napalm
in
the
morning. . .
I
mean
I
love
the
smell
of
freshly
brewed
coffee!
【笑话】

6.
You
are
the
apple
of
my
pie. . .
I
meant
to
say
apple
of
my
eye!
【口误】

7.
I
want
to
be
with
you
until
the
cows
come
home. . .
wait,
I
mean
until
the
end
of
time!
【笑话】

8.
When
I
met
you,
my
heart
skipped
a
beet. . .
I
meant
to
say
a
beat!
【口误】

9.
You
are
the
peanut
to
my
butter,
the
water
to
my
fish. . .
I
mean
the
salt
to
my
pepper!
【笑话】

10.
You
light
up
my
life
like
a
candle
in
the
wind. . .
I
mean
like
a
firework!
【口误】

11.
You
are
the
wind
beneath
my
wings. . .
sorry,
I
meant
to
say
you
are
my
everything!
【笑话】

1
2.
With
you,
I
feel
like
I'm
on
top
of
the
worm. . .
I
mean
world!
【口误】

1
3.
You
make
my
heart
sing
like
a
canary. . .
I
mean
like
a
songbird!
【笑话】

1
4.
You
are
the
jelly
to
my
peanut
butter. . .
I
mean
the
jelly
to
my
jam!
【口误】

1
5.
You
complete
me
like
two
peas
in
a
pod. . .
I
mean
like
a
puzzle!
【笑话】

1
6.
You
are
my
knight
in
shinning
armor. . .
wait,
I
mean
shining
armor!
【口误】

1
7.
You
make
my
heart
skip
a
beat. . .
I
mean
beat
faster!
【笑话】

1
8.
I
love
you
more
than
life
itself. . .
wait,
I
mean
more
than
anything!
【口误】

1
9.
You
fill
my
heart
with
joy
and
sunshine. . .
sorry,
I
meant
to
say
warmth
and
love!
【笑话】

20.
You
are
the
missing
piece
to
my
puzzle. . .
sorry,
I
meant
the
missing
piece
to
my
heart!
【口误】