1.
"Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get.
Unless
you
eat
them
all
in
one
sitting,
then
you
definitely
know
you're
gonna
get
a
stomachache!"】

2.
"They
say
opposites
attract,
but
let's
be
real,
who
wants
to
spend
their
life
with
someone
who
doesn't
share
their
pizza
toppings?"】

3.
"Relationships
are
like
math
problems,
you
just
have
to
find
someone
who
can
solve
for
your
'X'. "】

4.
"If
love
is
blind,
then
why
do
we
always
seem
to
notice
the
cute
barista
at
our
favorite
coffee
shop?
Love
must
have
20/20
vision!"】

5.
"They
say
the
way
to
a
man's
heart
is
through
his
stomach,
but
I've
found
the
way
to
a
woman's
heart
is
through
Amazon
Prime
and
free
two-day
shipping!"】

6.
"Dating
is
like
playing
chess,
except
instead
of
a
strategy,
you're
just
hoping
to
avoid
awkward
silences
and
bad
breath!"】

7.
"No
relationship
is
perfect,
but
finding
someone
who
laughs
at
your
bad
jokes
and
loves
your
morning
breath
is
a
pretty
good
start!"】

8.
"They
say
communication
is
key
in
a
relationship,
but
sometimes
a
well-timed
'LOL'
or
Emoji
can
convey
more
than
a
thousand
words!"】

9.
"Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
full
of
ups
and
downs,
and
sometimes
you
just
want
to
shout,
'I
didn't
sign
up
for
this
ride!'"】

10.
"Finding
someone
who
can
handle
your
quirks
and
still
think
you're
adorable
is
like
finding
a
unicorn
at
a
petting
zoo!"】

11.
"Dating
apps
are
like
a
buffet
of
potential
partners,
but
let's
be
honest,
we
all
know
we're
just
there
for
the
unlimited
swipes!"】

1
2.
"They
say
absence
makes
the
heart
grow
fonder,
but
too
much
distance
and
you're
just
left
with
a
sad
heart
and
a
hefty
phone
bill. "】

1
3.
"Love
is
like
a
Netflix
series,
it
starts
with
excitement
and
anticipation,
but
after
a
few
seasons,
you're
left
wondering
if
it's
time
to
cancel
your
subscription!"】

1
4.
"Some
say
love
is
all
about
compromise,
but
I
believe
it's
all
about
finding
someone
who
will
let
you
have
the
last
slice
of
pizza
without
a
fight!"】

1
5.
"Relationships
are
like
the
weather,
one
day
it's
sunny
and
the
next
you've
got
a
hurricane
of
emotions
brewing
inside. "】

1
6.
"Love
is
like
a
magic
trick,
it
can
make
the
coldest
hearts
melt
and
turn
a
simple
date
into
an
unforgettable
experience!"】

1
7.
"They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
so
why
not
find
someone
who
can
prescribe
a
daily
dose
of
funny
memes
and
hilarious
puns?"】

1
8.
"Dating
is
like
a
game
of
hide
and
seek,
except
instead
of
seeking,
you're
just
hoping
your
crush
will
finally
notice
you
hiding
behind
that
potted
plant!"】

1
9.
"Finding
someone
who
can
handle
your
crazy
family
and
still
love
you
is
like
winning
the
lottery,
except
without
the
cash
prize!"】

20.
"Love
is
like
a
dance,
sometimes
you
step
on
each
other's
toes,
but
with
the
right
partner,
you
can
still
twirl
your
way
into
each
other's
hearts!"】